Residential Care Transportation
One of the most common items marketed with residential care
is free transportation. My wife’s trip to the emergency room, the first month
we were at Provincial Living at Columba, in an ambulance, cost us $200 to get
there, and a taxi fare to get back.
Last night about 8:00 pm, the resident nurse, a residential
care person, and I had a conference on what to do with my piercing earache. It
was Saturday. An ambulance would be $200, or a lot more if the insurance failed
to pay because the ER determined that the earache was not an emergency.
Drivers are available during the day and by previous
arrangement to almost any event or purpose. They were in no way letting me
drive my self.
That was something new. What do we do when we cannot drive?
And when do we sell the car because it is a luxury we no longer really need? A
year ago Columbia, MO, and Honolulu, HI, had the highest taxi prices in the
country.
Columbia, MO, now has Uber. I downloaded it at noon
yesterday. I played with it a bit. This morning I clicked Uber and found it
already had me connected up with a driver sitting about a mile away. The fare
was $5 to go from somewhere near here to the Boone Hospital (so I thought). I
could not find the cancel button again. The car started moving on the screen. I
turned Uber off and then back on. The car was closer.
I had ordered my breakfast, so I went out front to see if a
Volkswagen Jetta had arrived. The concierge also watched. No car. I ate
breakfast and returned to memory care. I explored Uber a lot more.
The trip history was from 522 E. Broadway (green dot) to 200
S. William St. (red dot). This was a different driver from last night, who I
though I had cancelled in five minutes (and did) going to Boone Hospital. (Trip
history: 301 Tiger Ln to I-27 N Stadium Blvd)
I later found a message, “7:22, Here Main Entrance.”
Cancellation charge $5.00.
The trip I ordered, and cancelled yesterday at noon, and the
trip that “just happened,” and I did not get cancelled this morning both have
flaky trip histories. Each trip is about one mile long. The two trips are about
three miles apart and much further from Provision Living. Whatever I did
yesterday rattled Uber’s brain.
I just now clicked UBER to see what I did to receive a $5.00
refund, and the address 1800 Chapel Wood Rd is showing in the SET PICKUP
LOCATION window. None of the trips or this address included 2333 Chapel Hill
Road where we live.
Click the three horizontal lines in the upper left of the screen
for help. Then click HELP. Then click “Report an issue with this trip”. Then click “I had an issue
with my fare.” Then click “I was charged a cancellation fee.” And see “We’ve
credited your Uber account”.
Click the three horizontal lines for help. Then HELP. Then “A
Guide to Uber.” Then “Taking a Trip”. Then “Cancelling an Uber ride”. Read
carefully.
The software works. You can actually contact the driver by
phone or email. You have five minutes to find out if the service is free of
tobacco smoke and air fresheners or cancel and click another driver.
One of the
RAs in memory care has a husband who switched from a smoke free taxi service
(we did find one in Columbia before we moved here) to drive for Uber. He
figures that Uber costs about 2/3 the cost of a taxi.
Uber gives you an estimate for a trip. Prices vary with the
demand for service. Higher prices on busy times. At 3:05 the estimate to Boone
County Hospital is $10-$14. “Pickup Time is Approximately 14 minutes . . . 13
minutes . . . 19 minutes . . . 15 minutes . . .” A map shows the trip. Now is
the time to click “REQUEST uberX” and be ready to cancel if things do not look
as expected. Hold down the cancel button until confirmation is requested.
http://www.Taxifarefinder.com
gives a good estimate with a better map for Uber but nothing for taxies in
Columbia. Google (numbeo.com/taxi-fare) to get estimates for taxies in
Columbia, MO. [Enter Columbia, MO at top of screen]
At $25/round trip, our car insurance alone would pay for
more than one trip a week. Day trips would require a car rental. Scheduled
Provision Living trips are free to shopping centers, medical appointments, various
attractions, and even (weather permitting) to the St. Louis zoo.
Enterprise will pick us up and drop us off for $40 a day
economy and $45 a day for a car just like ours, a Chrysler 200C, as a one day
rental. I need to renew my driver’s license in November. I will be 86 on
December 6. [Done for 3 more years.]
As long as we have the car and I can drive, I can believe I
am a free spirit (independent living second person) guest at Provision Living.
I am not yet one of “them” but an observer of three developing communities that
share this gigantic building.
I share a table in the main dining hall at noon near
the windows where we look out to the North at the forested bank of the Missouri
River through the windows of a tourist boat tied up for a spell (heavy rains) or
grounded on a mud bar (no rain).
With enough tai chi and time in residence, time
stretch’s and shrinks. Toss in the History channel and you can be any place and
at any time. I think of my time again on the USS Billy Mitchell troop ship in the
Pacific Ocean, where it was the flu that brought me to grief rather than an
earache.